that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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