I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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