I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This is not my ceiling
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think people are normalizing furries
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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