He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize