If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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