I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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