do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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