i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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