i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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