idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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