My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he fucked my hip out of place.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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