This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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