You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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