So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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