We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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