It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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