; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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