Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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