But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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