If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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