hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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