: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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