Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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