He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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