But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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