how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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