I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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