I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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