Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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