Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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