You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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