There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
