Plan B is the new Plan A
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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