You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
