I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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