Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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