I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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