That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
a search helicopter?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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