i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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