Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she peed on how many people?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
