I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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