This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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