Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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