I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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