She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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