So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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