Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
