Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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