You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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