a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
