we're blogging at a bar
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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