i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
