i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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