Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just had sex on a roof
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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